If you were older than 5 (6 now, I guess) then you'd have your own account and could read this yourself. I love you, my little sister, with all my heart. You are the cutest little girl I've ever laid eyes on, and I'm not some creepy guy named Bob! I'm your brother and you should know that I love you and wish you a happy birthday!

(Vivian, Sky's youngest sister, has a personality inspired by Julianna's.)

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"I mean if she were your sister how could you not?"

Exactly, unknown, yet fiendish, Twitter user! Exactly!

And our parents attempting to keep us apart just means I ended up getting a used pregnancy test in the mail.

I honestly don't even think people are supposed to send things like that using the postal service, because um, biohazards or something along those lines.

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I woke up at ass o'clock, but I was still only half awake. I heard something beeping and someone stood at the end of my room, shining a light in my face. I couldn't move a muscle, and it was pretty fucking terrifying. I tried to scream his name so he can wake me up, but it didn't work. You know how you try to scream in a dream and it's just soft noises that aren't even at a normal speaking volume? It was that. Oh and that little stinker kept on shining the damn light in my face!

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